We are bored.
We think we are great.
Hence blog.
Keep on the lookout for such gems as:
-Head2Toez: A person is defined not by their hopes, dreams and ambitions. They are not what they do or what they say. Nay, they are but what they listen to. Music defines us as individuals and separates the lame, the uber lame, and the truly awesome. Music dictates how we talk, who we hang out with, what we want to spend our time doing, and what we wear. And because people are, in general, full of themselves, they somehow are convinced that if they get a chance to meet their favorite musical artist, a friendship will bloom. However, when said musical artist is in town, how does a person pick out the magical outfit that will show said artist, “hey, I am awesome like you.”? In this section, will will let all of America (and some parts of Canada) know exactly how to dress for the magical moment where two great minds encounter one another. At best, you will look awesome and be added to an entourage. At worst, you will look awesome.
-FTW/FTF: In this section we will take pictures of people and their outifts and say if they are Wins, Epic Wins, Fails, or Epic Fails. Then we will explain why. Yes, we are ripping off Vice. We are aware.
-LOVE: Things we love. This can be anything, from oxygen to Barry Bostwick to hot pockets. It’s random because we are complex human beings who love many things either sincerely or ironically.
-HATE: Things we hate. This will probably mostly include people. We hate hard.
-INDANOOZ: Sometimes things happen in the world that don’t involve us, and we will feel the need to comment. You’re welcome.
-MASHEDUPZ: We aren’t talented enough to actually create mash-ups, so we’ll just suggest songs that would make an awesome or hilarious mash-up and you can use your imagination.
-DRANKS: You know those times you are in a bar and you see those people who’ve been there for way too long and they are still there when you leave and you’re like “what the fuck?” and then you remember that they were talking to walls and may or may not have made out with stools/bartenders/your drunk friend? Do you remember that it was hilarious? Feel free to share pictures and stories of your/their escapades.
All this and MOAR!!!
Please contribute to our blog. We’re extremely lazy and want to take all the credit for your wit. J/k. Maybe. No, but seriously. E-mail us anything.
OHAI!