CHROMEBODYSUIT! came about when Chelsea and Dan had such an awesome time rating outfits at the M.I.A. concert that they felt the need to do that all the time. Since only having posts about what people should wear to a concert and then rating the outfits later can be tedious work, they added other categories.
Chelsea is a self-hating, completely judgmental, kind of dykey, angry idealist who thinks of the entire world as one big joke. Her mother is jersey trash, her father is hick trash, and she grew up in the midwest, making her the classiest human to have graced this earth. She often times will do things simply to make a funny story to tell later on. She loves Jack Daniels, clothes that sparkle, and being better than everyone. She hates it when her personal space is violated by strangers, being too hot or too cold and chaos. She is a neurotic, insane, control freak with OCD. She has the tendency to offend people with her bold word choices and opinions. However, despite her obvious flaws and obnoxious behavior, she is completely charming and charismatic and finds humor in every situation possible.
Dan has lived in South Jersey for 22 years, and it is made obvious by his tight t-shirts, his unruly mess of hair, and his bandannas which are used to keep the sweat out of his eyes. He is a nerdy, beer snob who can only afford Keystone Light because he is currently unemployed. What he says is often lost on the general public because they are too distracted by his awkward sentence structure and word choices. His weakness is photos of baby animals. His strength is movies and television minutia. He acts like a cat during the majority of the day. When he isn’t meowing, he is pretending to throw bombs at passersby and making them explode with his mind powers. He has an affinity for Iron Maiden, boobs and public transportation. He hates hard on blowouts, the New York Mets and sweating. While Dan is Chelsea’s accomplice in crime, he is generally much nicer and happier than his surly counterpart. Because of this, when the two of them walk into a crowded room, there is a much louder cheer for Dan. However, while his good nature and endearing awkwardness makes him a delight to be around, he is prone to loud, bizarre outbursts which can leave present company stunned and confused.
OHAI!